Monday, January 29, 2007

funny you should ask

The topic for today's meeting?

Oh, well of course, let's talk about intruders! Yes, today Saff came in to talk about "only three little things, they'll be short."

He spent 10 minutes talking about the saftey measures he's put into place to make this school "much more like a fort than a school." Then went on to mention that we have a full-faculty meeting next week. Then decided that the meeting was over and apparently, there wasn't a third topic. Fooled you!

My favorite quote for today?

"Stereotypically, terrorists look for a way in and a way out."

Runner up?

"The measures we've put in place have thwarted many intruders. Most notably, a month and a half ago we stopped someone trying to steal a bike."

Honorable mention?

"Terrorists have taken one look at the front door to the school and have gone on to attack somewhere else."

Ah... the sweet smell of the circus. A mixture of cotton candy, desperation, and elephant dung.