sit around and clean their face with it

You're reading this wondering why I am still at work. I know you are I can see it on your face.

Well I'll tell you my good people. It is because it is raining. Pouring actually. It hasn't really let up all day. So I have been waiting it out, trying to find things to do around the classroom but I am going to give up and venture out on my bike. So I bid you all farewell, wish me luck because in the few blocks I have to pedal, I will get utterly soaked to the bone. Bye.